Season 9

January 23, 2005

Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.

January 30, 2005

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.

February 13, 2005

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.

February 20, 2005

Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.

March 6, 2005

Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.

March 13, 2005

Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.

March 27, 2005

Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.

April 10, 2005

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

April 17, 2005

Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.

May 1, 2005

Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby.

May 8, 2005

Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.

May 15, 2005

Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.