Season 7

November 24, 2002

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

December 1, 2002

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

December 8, 2002

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

December 15, 2002

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

January 5, 2003

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

January 12, 2003

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

January 12, 2003

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

February 2, 2003

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

February 9, 2003

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

February 16, 2003

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

March 2, 2003

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

March 9, 2003

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

March 16, 2003

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

March 30, 2003

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

April 13, 2003

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

April 27, 2003

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

May 4, 2003

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

May 11, 2003

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

May 18, 2003

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

May 18, 2003

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.