Season 8

November 23, 2003

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

November 30, 2003

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

December 7, 2003

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

December 14, 2003

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

January 4, 2004

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

January 25, 2004

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

February 8, 2004

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

February 15, 2004

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

February 22, 2004

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

March 7, 2004

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

March 14, 2004

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

March 21, 2004

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

March 28, 2004

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

April 18, 2004

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

April 25, 2004

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

May 2, 2004

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

May 9, 2004

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

May 16, 2004

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

May 23, 2004

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.