Season 5

October 7, 1993

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.

October 14, 1993

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.

October 28, 1993

A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.

November 4, 1993

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.

November 11, 1993

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

November 18, 1993

Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

December 9, 1993

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.

December 16, 1993

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

January 6, 1994

George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.

February 3, 1994

A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.

February 10, 1994

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

February 17, 1994

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

February 24, 1994

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

March 17, 1994

Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

April 28, 1994

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."

April 28, 1994

The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.

May 5, 1994

George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

May 12, 1994

In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?

May 19, 1994

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."