Season 3

October 9, 1991

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

October 16, 1991

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

October 30, 1991

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

November 6, 1991

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

November 13, 1991

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

November 20, 1991

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

November 27, 1991

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

December 4, 1991

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

December 11, 1991

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

January 8, 1992

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

January 15, 1992

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

January 29, 1992

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

February 5, 1992

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

February 12, 1992

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

February 12, 1992

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

February 26, 1992

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

March 4, 1992

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

March 25, 1992

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

April 22, 1992

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

May 6, 1992

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.