Season 5

September 16, 2013

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost strive to get Every Meat Burritos, a new special type of burrito, from the Jimbros' Burritos Drive-Thru.

September 23, 2013

Rigby buys a device that unfairly divides his share of the room to avoid cleaning his mess in it.

September 30, 2013

After a time-traveling tornado sends an 18th-century Skips to the present, Mordecai and Rigby have to help present Skips return his teenage self to his time or else he will die.

October 14, 2013

Mordecai and Rigby are charged with bringing Benson tortillas.

October 21, 2013

The group makes a bet over who can tell the scariest story at their Halloween party.

November 4, 2013

Pops gives Mordecai and Rigby tants – pants that double as tables – which Mordecai and Rigby pretend to like. However, the duo accidentally ruins the pants and try to fix them not to hurt Pops' feelings.

November 11, 2013

Rigby has to beat a challenger at a bank shooting arcade game.

November 18, 2013

Muscle Man wants to win a bodybuilding competition at his gym.

November 25, 2013

Mordecai and Rigby accidentally ruin Thanksgiving and have to fix it before their families arrive for dinner.

December 2, 2013

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost try to get stuntman licenses so they can perform for Timmy's stuntman-themed birthday party.

December 31, 2013

Rigby tries to stop Mordecai from kissing a girl named Tracy on New Year's Eve.

January 13, 2014

The group wants to win a dodgeball tournament, but Mordecai becomes distracted when he discovers that C.J. is on one of the opposing teams.

January 27, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby get stuck in a portable toilet at the park after Mordecai takes a dare from C.J.

February 10, 2014

Hi-Five Ghost hopes to reunite with a lady from his past after receiving a long-awaited postcard from her.

February 24, 2014

With his high school reunion arriving, Rigby tries to accomplish skydiving while eating a burrito, a task he claimed he would do before attending the reunion.

March 3, 2014

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost have to venture into the bottom of the crash pit to find their video camera before their boss Benson notices it's gone.

March 10, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby play a prank on Daylight Saving Time by setting all of the clocks in the park at the wrong time, which leads to disastrous results.

March 17, 2014

When their boss Benson accidentally breaks Mr. Maellard's autographed guitar, Mordecai and Rigby have to help him replace it.

April 14, 2014

Skips tells Mordecai and Rigby the story of how he became immortal.

April 21, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby revive their band with the rest of the group and compete in a battle of the bands to win an air conditioner during a massive heatwave.

April 28, 2014

After an important portrait of their boss Benson is ruined, Mordecai and Rigby attempt to repaint it before it is awarded to him.

May 5, 2014

Mordecai, Rigby, and C.J. help Eileen make a music video for her college filmmaking class.

May 12, 2014

Mordecai ponders over his feelings towards C.J. after he sends an auto-corrected text message to her saying that he likes her.

June 5, 2014

Mordecai has a date with C.J., but he unfortunately also has to babysit Death's 300-year-old son, Thomas.

June 12, 2014

Rigby is humiliated on the game show Expert or Liar and sets off to redeem himself by locating the show's host and making another appearance.

June 19, 2014

Pops strives to learn how to surf in order to reconnect with nature after havin a bad day with it.

June 26, 2014

Benson's chance of winning a gold watch at the park is jeopardized when he eats too many buffalo wings.

July 3, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby have to repaint the park house after throwing pizza pouches at it and ruining its paint job while cleaning it.

July 10, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby have to bake a cake for Mr. Maellard's surprise birthday party after the original cake is ruined.

July 17, 2014

Skips tries to find his soul mate on a dating show after seeing how happy everyone else is in a relationship.

July 24, 2014

Thomas tries to prove his worth by retrieving the park founder's statue.

July 31, 2014

The guys help Skips throw a bachelor party for his cousin Quips.

August 7, 2014

Mordecai and Rigby accidentally destroy C.J.'s brand new tent and need help fixing it before she finds out.

August 14, 2014

Mordecai and C.J. want to go on a romantic date.