Season 7

October 20, 1995

An English class full of hooligans gives substitute teacher Urkel a pain--and an idea on how to get through to his defiant charges.

October 27, 1995

Greta's dad forbids Eddie to date his daughter--but he welcomes Urkel as her new escort.

November 3, 1995

Myrtle, Urkel's cousin from Biloxi, squares off with Greta over Eddie's affections.

November 10, 1995

When Laura's emotions go into overdrive for a daredevil drag racer, Urkel challenges him to a high-octane grudge race at the local drag strip.

November 17, 1995

A family feud erupts on a TV talk show featuring Urkel, Stefan and cousin Myrtle, along with Laura, Eddie, Myra and Waldo.

November 24, 1995

Laura and Myra's friendship turns stormy as they compete for the same job; a rainstorm renders Urkel "a human lightning rod."

December 8, 1995

Urkel could use some help designing a float for homecoming; and Carl believes he's helping his mom by encouraging her to "slow down."

December 15, 1995

Carl's bah-humbug attitude toward Urkel's rooftop Christmas decorations changes once he learns that the family could win a decorating contest.

January 5, 1996

Carl backpedals on his refusal to teach Urkel to ride a bike when it seems that the clumsy kid might wreck his new car.

January 12, 1996

Carl, Urkel and Eddie hop a plane for Central America to bust Waldo out of jail; and Harriette talks Laura into a blind date.

January 26, 1996

Handyman chores leave Urkel hyped up and hammered out after he inadvertently downs Laura's diet pills, which she's using for a quick trim down.

February 2, 1996

Teamwork and the transformation chamber give Carl and Urkel an edge against thieving gang members.

February 9, 1996

Carl issues an ultimatum concerning Eddie's drinking. Meanwhile, female fans become intoxicated with Stefan Urquelle.

February 16, 1996

At a recital, Eddie and Greta's pas de deux from "Swan Lake" is interrupted by an ugly duckling from down south--Myrtle.

February 23, 1996

Urkel volunteers as a Big Brother to a street kid who harbors a secret about his reading ability.

March 8, 1996

Urkel's love potion prompts a sudden devotion from Laura; airline nightmares plague Carl and Harriette on their second honeymoon.

March 15, 1996

Waldo can tap dance with pizzazz but he's a klutz on the basketball court. Elsewhere, Carl is turned down for a loan to pay Laura's tuition to Harvard.

March 29, 1996

Eddie and Waldo fall victim to a scam; Urkel's glue provides Laura with a super facial.

April 26, 1996

The school prom brings one disaster after another for Laura. First her date cancels, then she's paired with the walking disaster Urkel at the dance, where the group Immature performs.

May 10, 1996

Carl lands a movie role but feels he's cheating on Harriette when he tries to do a love scene with a starlet.

May 17, 1996

Urkel discovers that "I can clone stuff!"--which means double trouble for the Winslows.