Season 1

March 15, 1989

Hayden detests Kelly's new boyfriend.

March 22, 1989

A losing streak makes Hayden unpleasant company for Christine.

April 5, 1989

Hayden suspends Luther for 30 days for gambling when he bets against the team and wins a steak at the Touchdown Club; but Luther think he has been fired, and takes another job.

April 12, 1989

Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, who invites Stuart.

April 19, 1989

Christine is seized by an uncontrollable urge to get a look at Hayden's ex-wife, who's come up for Parents' Weekend.

April 26, 1989

Hayden consoles a wealthy alumnus' widow to secure a substantial donation.

May 3, 1989

Hayden feels threatened when Christine dates another.

May 17, 1989

Although Hayden needs a victory in his last game for a winning season, he may be forced to bench his star player for skipping practice.

May 31, 1989

The poetry of football is turned into ballet by Kelly's dance instructor, who envisions a pas de deux with technical advisor Hayden.

June 7, 1989

Anti-fun Riley Pringle of the Conduct Committee joins Hayden in supervising Dauber's season-ending party.