Igor

Sean Hayes

Brain (voice)

Eddie Izzard

Dr. Schadenfreude (voice)

Jay Leno

King Malbert (voice)

Jennifer Coolidge

Jaclyn / Heidi (voice)

Molly Shannon

Eva (voice)

James Lipton

Himself

Christian Slater

Dr. Schadenfreude's Igor (voice)

Arsenio Hall

Carl Cristall (voice)

Jess Harnell

Announcer / Royal Guard #2 (voice)

Zoë Bright

Blind Woman / Killiseum Fan #1 (voice)

Sophia Eraklis

Blind Orphan #1 (voice)

A. Cheron Hall

Blind Orphan #2 / Blind Orphan #4 (voice)

Alexander Leondis

Blind Orphan #3 (voice)

Michael Leondis

Blind Orphan #6 (voice)